Gleeeeeee

So i am in love, with Glee.
I really hope you know what it is, it is the most amazing show i have ever watched. Like I have loved other shows, like the O.C, Chuck, Vampire Diaries but Glee... It Beats everything. It is about a group of kids that are in a Glee club, which is a singing club. They are considered the "losers" of the group, and they compete in competitions. They are amazing singers, and some of the guys are.. Drop dead gorgeous.. There is Puck, he is this bad ass football player, who is decent looking, and a great singer. He got Quinn Pregnant and they are having the baby, but Quinn is Finns ex girlfriend, but she cheated and lied to him. Bitch. I hate her, i can't believe she DID that to him, ugh imma punch her in the head. I love Finn he is definitely my favorite :) I want to frickin Marry Him. Miss H and A argue that Puck is hotter than Finn but i dont think i agree, they are two completeyl different looks and people. Puck is more Badass and Finn is a sweetheart and cutiee, Im more for the innocent and sweet people. But I won't lie to you, puck is yummmyyy too!

There is Kurt, he is gay. He is kind of an asshole, he only cares about how he looks and being popular. He is often very rude, but he can be nicee. sometimes he means well but i find him a butthole.

There is Mercedez, she is fat.. and black... she gets made fun of a lot, and i dont get why. she is very nice, and an amazing singer. I can admit sometimes she is a jerk but this weeks, she went through a thing, Sue let her and Kurt on the team. But Sue said that Mercedez needed to loose 10 pounds in 5 days... and she stopped eating, she was only drinking some odd drink and she fainted. And i felt really bad for her, because i can kind of relate to her. I get very self concious and sometimes thnk about going to extremes but i never do.
after she fainted, Quinn went to talk to her and told her that it wasnt worth it and that she was prefect the way she was, and it is very true.

That kind of made me like quinn a little but i still hate her, for hurting finn.


Then there is Rachel, ahhh. She is a perfectionist. Very cocky she knows she is an amazing singer and very pretty. No one really likes her, but i love her. Her and finn have a thing but now she is dating some jerk from another school he goes to their school now but he doesnt like her, he is just trying to ruin their chances for nationals.
Asshole. I want Her and finn together.

anywho
i love glee to death WATCH IT.

Highschool

It is beyond the stupidest thing I have ever taken place in, everyone over exaggerates every little detail. Everyone wants to create problems. We are there to learn are we not? Not worry about looking the best and making sure everyone likes you and making sure you are on the top.
There is so much drama, that is definitely not needed. even if you try to stay away from it. Even if you try and be the more 'mature' person, it will happen no matter what.
when someone is different, it is the end of the world. Everybody believes that just because you are not like everyone, you face isnt person, you're not a stick.. you're a loser and you need to be picked on. Why is that right? why is that fair? But i cant say that i am not like that, because i am. We all are, everyone judges and makes fun of others. I dont understand it, it is like a spell that highschool puts on everyone, we just have to be assholes.
I dont see how anyone can say that highschool is the best time of your life, yes its great because all you have to do is get up every morning and go sit in class WITH your friends.. from 8-2:15.. doing work, but you get your week ends anndddd you get days off. the biggest week end we get is a 5 day. Yes this sounds nice.. I guess that part is decently easy but you have to deal with the PEOPLE. There are those people who arent bad and that you love to see everyday because they just make you happy.
Everyone just wants to start shit and make it hell to be there. I would rather go to work everyday and MAKE money then spend money sitting in a class with a bunch of jerks who only care about themnselves, doing pot and getting drunk.
fun fun fun heyy?

Its full of drama and people getting mad at others, but guess what it is almost over!
I cannot wait.

Guest speaker

This is not Аманда this is her friend Chevy, I will be talking about whatever her blog is about which is about anything so I have a ton of things I can talk about.I will talk about some random things anything that comes to mind. Out of all of Аманда's puppies which are all funny and adorable but there is one that is just more awesome then them all. He is my favorite and I decided to name this little puppie Thomas Edison because he is the most awesome puppies ever. Some of the things that make him just that much better than all the other puppie is because when ever the others would go and do their business, Thomas would go and tackle them. Recently we brought him up stairs and it was really funny because he would go to run and would just fall on his face. Another random thing is the website that Аманда wanted to know about because she wants to see all the random ass things on the Internet on just one website which is 4Chan.org. I do not recommend this website because it contains some of the most messed up and some of the most funny things ever, even though it can be very funny it is mostly weird and you could be scared for life. One last random thing is something awesome that we are going to do tonight which is go to Аманда's old boyfriends house and beat him up to get all of her movies and other items she left there which will be some great fun. While we are there we might go to a piericing place so she can get her self some more jewlery for her piericings.

To my Grandma

Her favorite things:
-Sleeping on the couch
-Her fat cats frick and frack. Frack is the big Jelly Bean, frack is the i guess you could say skinny ones.
-Schnauzers, two old dogs Maggie and Max.
-Her grand children, she would spoil me rotten. when I was young I would go to her house every morning of the week mon-fri during the summer. We would go to zellers and she would buy me a toy everytime, it was always french stupid dorval but I still loved it.
-Zellers, right by her house she went there everyday before she got sick
-Zellers restaurant( she always got her old people discount as she would say )
-Maxi
-Barbies, all the waitresses knew her.
-Christmas's in her tiny appartment.
-BINGO! she never won but she loved it to death
-649
-the tavern, well she didn't love it but my opa does so she didn't mindd.
-Bacon and eggs sunny side up.
-Bringing me to the pool
-Walking, my grandma hated to be in the car.
-Cross word puzzles
-stocking up on canned vegetables
-Her family
-sharing her family memories

These only some of the things my grandma loved, she was a great women that i will never forget. It was the best thing to be able to just walk into her house and find it in the exact same homy way it always was. she would be sitting in front of the tv with her big Dollar Store glasses on trying to read her mail or her puzzles or her bingo. You were able to sit down and just, she would be interested in everything you said, even if she didn't want to admit it.
she had the worst sense of humor but at the same time it was super funny, this one time after she got out of the hospital the first time she was in. she was telling us how she missed having someone cleaning her, and we were like whaat nana? She was like yeah! i had a black guy that cleaned me every second day, he was so nice. I was like nana i dont think you should say that so loud! she was like what? i had my own little ( the N word ) I know it isn't supposed to be funny but it was! when she was born it was okay to say that she didn't really realize that youcuoldnt say it now. But she was so serious that i laughed for sooo long.
Another time we were in Zellers and I wanted new pillows and i was like NANA! MOM! look please, they're really pretty. and then they just kept walking away and ignoring me. i was like nana! you cant ignore me im family! she was like well then i guess you're not family then! It was harsh, but so funny. She jsut had the best sense of humor. she didnt actually smile or laugh ALL that much, but you could tell when she was happy, and when she found something happy.

She loved her grand children so much all my little cousins, even when she was sick she would make them food and take care of them. She lived to make others happy, and imiss her greatly.
The best thought is that she was proud of what I have become and what our family is now. Because of her getting sick, our family became whole again, we will always have each other and her in our hearts.

If she was sitting with me now, i know she would be yelling at me and telling me to stop being a miserable shit, stop being tired and write about something else.
But of course she would be getting mad with love.

Nana,
i miss you with all my heart. I wish I see you again, and sit with you.
Know, Opa and everyone misses you but you have left great memories, and have created a great family.

thank you for being the best,
I love you.

Twilight Saga

So, everyones ( well all the teenage girls ) new obsession is obviously, Edward Cullen in NEW MOON. Yess, i have to agree it is a great book series, and i like the movies ( more the second one ) but like come on. Does it have to be your background on your computer? Did you have to put your last name as Cullen, did you have to put the pictures of him and Bella up on face book? use the lines as your pm? I dont know but maybe, just maybe that was too much?
Anyways, Robert Pattinson is not even that hot .. To be honest, Taylor Lautner is waaayyy better looking. Just look at the body, not only the face!
Jacob Black:






VS










Edward Cullen:

















Im pretty sure that this is a pretty obvious competition ... Jacob Black all the way!
In my opinion is the only thing worse then people who have read and seen the movies being crazy obsessed is the people who have only seen the movies, and havent even bothered to read the books! so they don't even understand the fact that the boooks are soo much better. They have no right to be that obsessed with it if they havent read the books.

And then there is Kirsten stewart, ugh. She really isnt that great of an actress, she is sooo manly, just listen to her voice. Yes okay, looks wise she is pretty and kind of looks like what you would picture as you're reading the book. BUT.. he acting is horrid. In the first movie when she is in the hospital and he talks about leaving her. She has like a heart attack and sounds like she is have an orgasm instead of being upset. Its horrible. Then in the second movie when she is in the forest and he leaves her, like .. she just looks so stupid when she is on the ground.. it is just not good.

Overall, yes they are good movies, though the second one is MUCH better then the first. There are some parts that are not very well acted out.

and for all those girls who are IN LOVE, seriously Calm Down.

PANNAAMMMAA

So I went to Panama for 19 days for my graduation trip, with the school. We lived in a town Called Nata, with a family. It was not a vacation or anything, we did "community work". Our project was to build a new bedroom, bathroom and front patio for a very poor family. This family was very large, they had a lot of people living at the house and a lot of people there on a daily basis. The other part was that the son, domitrio, had cerebral pulsy.
As we did the project like i said we stayed with families, and i was with a friend in the house, K. In our family we were only supposed to have a mom and a dad. But we ended up having a cousin who was always in our house, because they were at the time on their summer break. So she was staying with her aunt. Our sister lived right next door( her house was attached to ours ) with her husband and 2 year old daughter. So they were often there as well.
On our street everyone was very close and there were four boys miguel, hoswe, edwardo, and daniello. they were the cutest and sweetest boys ever. They were always with us, playing with us and just taking us around town on bikes. Miguel knew a little bit of english because he went to school in Panama City and stayed there during school, he was very nice and smart. Edwardo was a very competitive boy, He was the one who always wanted to play sports and stuff. He really thought he was Mr Buff, he also knew the Comaya comaya from Dragonball Z, it was awesome. Hoswe (edwardos brother) was the little boy who followed us where ever we went, he loveed to dance and just make people laugh. And Daniello was miguels little brother. He was 9 years old but i swear he could pass for like 6. He was absolutely adorable, and lways just wanted to play. Even though everyone wouldnt let him play, he would try anyways. Everyone loved him, he was adorable.
Then there were the twins, Maria and Raquel<3 M and L's sisters, there were with us all the time at night. And always wore the same thing, because they loved to. We always compared boys to who thought who were good looking, it was .. greatt :)
I miss them all soo much. I am happy to be home, but i wish i could see them again, they were amazing people. I want to go back next febuary for the water festival, hopefully i can afford it!

UPDATE number 2!!

So my puppies are now 1 month and something old!!
They are so big, I go away for 19 days and I come back and they are huge. We've moved them to the big kennel, so they have more space to run around and they are now being "potty trained". We cut the area in half, and half of it is newspaper with wood shavings, and the second part has blankets and toys. This is so they learn where to go to the bathroom so when they get a home the process of learning NOT to go in the house will go much faster.
Anyways so now they are wild puppies that run around, they really really like to bite on hanging stuff, bite on toes, and your face. Then there is the trouble maker who will go around and start fights with the other puppies, so he is like the bully I guess you could say.
Sooo stories... me, Chevy, and J were sitting with the puppies, just playing with them and it was bathroom time I guess. Soo all of a sudden one by one the go to the bathroom around to take a poo. they begin to go and a little fart sound comes out at the same time, We all start laughing histarically. the best part was that it was not just one, there were a couple that did it.

And then Like chevy said the puppy named Thomas Edison, he is the only black boy. There Was a little chocolate just trying to go to the bathroom. Out of no where Thomas comes out and tackles the other puppies during a poo. It was the most epic thing i've ever seen. He is such a bully, he just picks on everyone and is a little biter.

Sooo that is my update, the pups are little shit faces, who just love to be annoying. We feed them moist food, with water and baby cereal. All mooshed together. And we are beginning to give them hard food.

Ill get back to you :)

UPDATE.

SO! Todaayyy I am going to update you on ma pupps ! :) they are now.. 3 weeks and two days old!


They are getting so so big now, they are adorable. Their eyes are completely open, they walk around, they sit on their little little bums, and just look at you. when they're born, it is in a cage with a box. the cage is so that the mommy(Penny) doesnt get out and stays with her puppies, so they stay warm, safe, and will always have the mommy to feed off. And the box is for their safety, so they dont get pushed out or anything and they stay in one contained area!
anyways now that they can walk around all cheerful they can get out of the box. So now we have to build a big cage so that they can run around it and play so they're safer. What we do, is on one side of part of our basement, we put up wood all along

Fmylife

Have you ever heard of the website www.fmylife.com? Well basically, it is a site where people post things that happened in their life. usually it is like.. funny but embarrassing things. Things that like, dont happen on a day to day basis, things that just make you say "fuck my life".
The way i see it, is there are two points of view to this site.
You can think of it as like.. How does someone have TIME for these kinds of things? like seriously.. Right after something happens you, you run to the computer, go on the website and start typing away about what happen just so that everyone can see it.. i dont know sounds kind of lammee to me. And anyways if it is THAT bad, which some of them are cuz there are "sex" ones, they can be pretty embarrassing, why would you WANT to post them.. like seriously? why would you want to make it public so that everyone can know and laugh at you? i dont get it
BUUTT
then you can also look at it, as they are an amazing source of entertainment, and some of them make you fall onto the ground laughing laughing. And they ARE anonymous.. no one knows who wrote it, who you are.. soo it isnt that bad, though people will laugh at it, atleast you're making something good out of the bad things that happen to you.
Just for fun, imma give you examples of some of the funny ones i've read

-Today, I was standing in a queue when an old lady turned, looked straight at me, and asked me to hold her bag. Confused, I took a hold of it. She started screaming for help claiming I was stealing her shopping. Turns out, she was talking to her husband behind me. FML
This one, i dont know, it sucks because like they lady is yelling at you for your mistake it was an accident but it really is NOT that funny. just bad lucck. And is definitely not worth posting.

-Today, I was watching a horror movie with my girlfriend. Suddenly, the killer jumped on screen. My girlfriend screamed. I peed myself. FML
There is THIS one, which i have to admit is funny. but also why would you want the whole world knowing that?? doesn't make sense, but is it still worth posting.

- Warning: This one is a little inappropriate.. :P
Today, I learned that removing your boyfriends boxers with your teeth is waaaay less sexy when you accidentally bite a chunk of his pubes and yank them out in the process. FML
Then there are the "intimacy" ones.
they. are. the. BEST.
They always make me laugh and never get old. This one is hilarious, me and my friend laughed for like 5 minutes at it.
Definitely worth posting

anywayyyss i'll keep you updated on any other funny ones or lame ones i find !

Peaaace

FOOD.

So this week, the topic is food, thanks to KB and AG.

My favorite thing to bake is desserts, because they are delicious and happy. Me and my aunt make all sorts of things together just for fun and to entertain ourselves. We make everything, from ginger cookies, to cheesecake, to oat chocolate and peanut butter chip cookies, key lime pie, sugar cookies, fugde, truffles, brownies, jam struddles, etc.
I have to admit the best cookies i have made by myself, are the oat chocolate and peanut butter chip cookies. They are sooooo good and delicious.
The recipe is:
1 cup butter, softened 1 cup packed light brown sugar 1/2 cup white sugar 2 eggs 2 teaspoons vanilla extract 1 1/4 cups all-purpose flour 1/2 teaspoon baking soda 1 teaspoon salt 3 cups quick-cooking oats, 1 cup semisweet chocolate chips( but instead do half chocolate chips, half peanut butter chocolate chips )
Note: Do noootttt forget about the cookies, that never ends well trust me!

For christmas, my aunt and i, made dessert tins.
and we were going to make these lemon cookies but they ended up tasting like crap. We gave one to my uncle, who will eat pretty much everything. like most guys... don't you hate that? guys can eat and eat and eat... and like basically not gain any weight while us girls like wtf have ONE cookie, and we feel like we've gained 10 pounds -_- not cool. anyways after one bite, he refused to TOUCH the cookies. so thinking that the dogs will eat them, we gave them to the dogs and not even they would eat them. So we ended up throwing them out what a waste.
We also made these peanut better balls. They're little peanut balls, mixed with rice krispies. dipped in melted butterscotch or chocolate then frozen. They're sooo unhealthy but also mouth watering. After one, you can't stop.
Definitely something you have to make ;)

I stick to baking because cooking.. honestly never ends well for me.. never.
Last time i tried to cook alone. i set a pan on fire.. how? i dont even know, i have tol dmaybe a total of 6 people and none of them can tell me why.
i was home alone, and i decided to actually eat a real breakfast so i was making bacon and eggs. Soooo, i put two pans on and heated one up while using another. So i made them bacon then put it in the microwave on a plate to keep it hot and then put the pan in the sink. So then i was moving onto the eggs; i was using a silver pan and it had been heating up and i put some margerine on so that the eggs wouldnt stick(easier to clean) but the margerine started sizzling and going crazy and leaving blue marks where ever it went. verrrryyy confused i picked up the pan to take it off the oven. When i did that, the put BIRST into flames :| So there i was home alone, holding onto a pan in flames. The house was smoking up, and of COURSE the fire alarm decided to go off. So my first instinct was to go outside and plop the pan in the snow... (yeah it was winter) And then i had to take off the fire alarm.. 3 hours later i took the pan and put it under our deck knowing if my dad saw it, he would wooop my ass haha.
soo yeahh... i dont know if anyone ever found it, i havent checked..
soo ever since that i have NOT attempted to bake by myself, it just doesnt work. I only do it when people are home with me.
If anyone has an explanation for that, please tell me. I am very curious.

Anyways, I'll keep you updated on any excellent foor i try that tastes like heavan. Cool, ps: did you know that you can make cake without eggs?
Yeaaaaaaaaaah its possible,and it tastes yummy.

my BIGG Idea

SO!
I got this idea, Since this blog is about everything and anything, i have decided to each week, have a new topic. A new thing i am going to talk about. That will give me my little "structure"... whatever. ANYWAYS!
So I'm going to start next weeks topic, early since this week is like OVER. PHEW! thank god. sooo this week/next weeks topic will be... puppies :) And all the cute things about themmm.
this week on monday, My dog Penny had 9 puppies! YAYY! they are chocolate/black labs. There are 5 chocolates, and 4 blacks ! :) I'm not quiiiteeee sure how many boys and girls so i will definitely get back to you about that one. But they are so cute and lovingg.
It's funy cuz when you scream, scream your lungs out, as loud as you can they don't move an inch, they can't hear you for the first like 3 weeks! so basically you look like a complete nut who is screaming at nothing and the mom just stares at you like you're psychotic. ANNDD they can't see till a certain age, so they're eyes are still closed so they struggle to crawl around not knowing where they're going. If they can't find they're brothers and sisters, they whine and whine and whine until they feeeeeling the warmth of their siblinggs. Right not they can fit in the palm of your hands, but you can't pick them up really because the mom gets very protective and when you put it back down she goes and lies down basically on them and curls around them. she is a new mommy so she gets very nervousss!

So this week i am giong to talk to you about the process and growth of my adorable babis :)

If you want to know what kind of dog breeed YOU'D be, take this quiz! :)
and write me a comment tell me what breed you were, I am a..
BORDER COLLIE! :)

here's the link:
http://www.quizmeme.com/dogbreed/quiz.php

The Beginning

Helloo,

You know how people say everyday is the same? Well, I don't really believe that is true. Different things happen everyday, everyday ends with a different 'funny' story. That is what i'm going to do, i am going to tell you about what goes on everyday, the stories i am part of, the things that happen, even the stories people tell me, of course without naming names(to be nice).
I could be... 21, 33, 15, 12? who knows. I won't tell you. All I am going to tell you is that i am a girl. fun fun, soo much drama! It IS annoying because it's full of bullshit, lies and deceptoin but it is so funny you have to admit! Usually it's about stupid stuff that doesnt even MATTER but girls just run into the bathroom and cry. It comes with the experience of high school fine.. but like after a while, SHUT UP. I could be 15', 5'6, 6' you will never know ha!
anyways that is besides the point...
All I am going to is rant, rant, rant and RANT! Because there are people who piss me off, things i do, things i TRY to do, places i go, stupid things i hear people say, stupid things i see, stupid things my friends do, bitchy things my family does. everything, there is no limit to what i will write.

anyways,
I'm gone.
Byee !