Have you ever heard of the website www.fmylife.com? Well basically, it is a site where people post things that happened in their life. usually it is like.. funny but embarrassing things. Things that like, dont happen on a day to day basis, things that just make you say "fuck my life".
The way i see it, is there are two points of view to this site.
You can think of it as like.. How does someone have TIME for these kinds of things? like seriously.. Right after something happens you, you run to the computer, go on the website and start typing away about what happen just so that everyone can see it.. i dont know sounds kind of lammee to me. And anyways if it is THAT bad, which some of them are cuz there are "sex" ones, they can be pretty embarrassing, why would you WANT to post them.. like seriously? why would you want to make it public so that everyone can know and laugh at you? i dont get it
BUUTT
then you can also look at it, as they are an amazing source of entertainment, and some of them make you fall onto the ground laughing laughing. And they ARE anonymous.. no one knows who wrote it, who you are.. soo it isnt that bad, though people will laugh at it, atleast you're making something good out of the bad things that happen to you.
Just for fun, imma give you examples of some of the funny ones i've read
-Today, I was standing in a queue when an old lady turned, looked straight at me, and asked me to hold her bag. Confused, I took a hold of it. She started screaming for help claiming I was stealing her shopping. Turns out, she was talking to her husband behind me. FML
This one, i dont know, it sucks because like they lady is yelling at you for your mistake it was an accident but it really is NOT that funny. just bad lucck. And is definitely not worth posting.
-Today, I was watching a horror movie with my girlfriend. Suddenly, the killer jumped on screen. My girlfriend screamed. I peed myself. FML
There is THIS one, which i have to admit is funny. but also why would you want the whole world knowing that?? doesn't make sense, but is it still worth posting.
- Warning: This one is a little inappropriate.. :P
Today, I learned that removing your boyfriends boxers with your teeth is waaaay less sexy when you accidentally bite a chunk of his pubes and yank them out in the process. FML
Then there are the "intimacy" ones.
they. are. the. BEST.
They always make me laugh and never get old. This one is hilarious, me and my friend laughed for like 5 minutes at it.
Definitely worth posting
anywayyyss i'll keep you updated on any other funny ones or lame ones i find !
Peaaace
Sunday, January 31, 2010
Thursday, January 21, 2010
FOOD.
So this week, the topic is food, thanks to KB and AG.
My favorite thing to bake is desserts, because they are delicious and happy. Me and my aunt make all sorts of things together just for fun and to entertain ourselves. We make everything, from ginger cookies, to cheesecake, to oat chocolate and peanut butter chip cookies, key lime pie, sugar cookies, fugde, truffles, brownies, jam struddles, etc.
I have to admit the best cookies i have made by myself, are the oat chocolate and peanut butter chip cookies. They are sooooo good and delicious.
The recipe is:
1 cup butter, softened 1 cup packed light brown sugar 1/2 cup white sugar 2 eggs 2 teaspoons vanilla extract 1 1/4 cups all-purpose flour 1/2 teaspoon baking soda 1 teaspoon salt 3 cups quick-cooking oats, 1 cup semisweet chocolate chips( but instead do half chocolate chips, half peanut butter chocolate chips )
Note: Do noootttt forget about the cookies, that never ends well trust me!
For christmas, my aunt and i, made dessert tins.
and we were going to make these lemon cookies but they ended up tasting like crap. We gave one to my uncle, who will eat pretty much everything. like most guys... don't you hate that? guys can eat and eat and eat... and like basically not gain any weight while us girls like wtf have ONE cookie, and we feel like we've gained 10 pounds -_- not cool. anyways after one bite, he refused to TOUCH the cookies. so thinking that the dogs will eat them, we gave them to the dogs and not even they would eat them. So we ended up throwing them out what a waste.
We also made these peanut better balls. They're little peanut balls, mixed with rice krispies. dipped in melted butterscotch or chocolate then frozen. They're sooo unhealthy but also mouth watering. After one, you can't stop.
Definitely something you have to make ;)
I stick to baking because cooking.. honestly never ends well for me.. never.
Last time i tried to cook alone. i set a pan on fire.. how? i dont even know, i have tol dmaybe a total of 6 people and none of them can tell me why.
i was home alone, and i decided to actually eat a real breakfast so i was making bacon and eggs. Soooo, i put two pans on and heated one up while using another. So i made them bacon then put it in the microwave on a plate to keep it hot and then put the pan in the sink. So then i was moving onto the eggs; i was using a silver pan and it had been heating up and i put some margerine on so that the eggs wouldnt stick(easier to clean) but the margerine started sizzling and going crazy and leaving blue marks where ever it went. verrrryyy confused i picked up the pan to take it off the oven. When i did that, the put BIRST into flames :| So there i was home alone, holding onto a pan in flames. The house was smoking up, and of COURSE the fire alarm decided to go off. So my first instinct was to go outside and plop the pan in the snow... (yeah it was winter) And then i had to take off the fire alarm.. 3 hours later i took the pan and put it under our deck knowing if my dad saw it, he would wooop my ass haha.
soo yeahh... i dont know if anyone ever found it, i havent checked..
soo ever since that i have NOT attempted to bake by myself, it just doesnt work. I only do it when people are home with me.
If anyone has an explanation for that, please tell me. I am very curious.
Anyways, I'll keep you updated on any excellent foor i try that tastes like heavan. Cool, ps: did you know that you can make cake without eggs?
Yeaaaaaaaaaah its possible,and it tastes yummy.
My favorite thing to bake is desserts, because they are delicious and happy. Me and my aunt make all sorts of things together just for fun and to entertain ourselves. We make everything, from ginger cookies, to cheesecake, to oat chocolate and peanut butter chip cookies, key lime pie, sugar cookies, fugde, truffles, brownies, jam struddles, etc.
I have to admit the best cookies i have made by myself, are the oat chocolate and peanut butter chip cookies. They are sooooo good and delicious.
The recipe is:
1 cup butter, softened 1 cup packed light brown sugar 1/2 cup white sugar 2 eggs 2 teaspoons vanilla extract 1 1/4 cups all-purpose flour 1/2 teaspoon baking soda 1 teaspoon salt 3 cups quick-cooking oats, 1 cup semisweet chocolate chips( but instead do half chocolate chips, half peanut butter chocolate chips )
Note: Do noootttt forget about the cookies, that never ends well trust me!
For christmas, my aunt and i, made dessert tins.
and we were going to make these lemon cookies but they ended up tasting like crap. We gave one to my uncle, who will eat pretty much everything. like most guys... don't you hate that? guys can eat and eat and eat... and like basically not gain any weight while us girls like wtf have ONE cookie, and we feel like we've gained 10 pounds -_- not cool. anyways after one bite, he refused to TOUCH the cookies. so thinking that the dogs will eat them, we gave them to the dogs and not even they would eat them. So we ended up throwing them out what a waste.
We also made these peanut better balls. They're little peanut balls, mixed with rice krispies. dipped in melted butterscotch or chocolate then frozen. They're sooo unhealthy but also mouth watering. After one, you can't stop.
Definitely something you have to make ;)
I stick to baking because cooking.. honestly never ends well for me.. never.
Last time i tried to cook alone. i set a pan on fire.. how? i dont even know, i have tol dmaybe a total of 6 people and none of them can tell me why.
i was home alone, and i decided to actually eat a real breakfast so i was making bacon and eggs. Soooo, i put two pans on and heated one up while using another. So i made them bacon then put it in the microwave on a plate to keep it hot and then put the pan in the sink. So then i was moving onto the eggs; i was using a silver pan and it had been heating up and i put some margerine on so that the eggs wouldnt stick(easier to clean) but the margerine started sizzling and going crazy and leaving blue marks where ever it went. verrrryyy confused i picked up the pan to take it off the oven. When i did that, the put BIRST into flames :| So there i was home alone, holding onto a pan in flames. The house was smoking up, and of COURSE the fire alarm decided to go off. So my first instinct was to go outside and plop the pan in the snow... (yeah it was winter) And then i had to take off the fire alarm.. 3 hours later i took the pan and put it under our deck knowing if my dad saw it, he would wooop my ass haha.
soo yeahh... i dont know if anyone ever found it, i havent checked..
soo ever since that i have NOT attempted to bake by myself, it just doesnt work. I only do it when people are home with me.
If anyone has an explanation for that, please tell me. I am very curious.
Anyways, I'll keep you updated on any excellent foor i try that tastes like heavan. Cool, ps: did you know that you can make cake without eggs?
Yeaaaaaaaaaah its possible,and it tastes yummy.
Thursday, January 14, 2010
my BIGG Idea
SO!
I got this idea, Since this blog is about everything and anything, i have decided to each week, have a new topic. A new thing i am going to talk about. That will give me my little "structure"... whatever. ANYWAYS!
So I'm going to start next weeks topic, early since this week is like OVER. PHEW! thank god. sooo this week/next weeks topic will be... puppies :) And all the cute things about themmm.
this week on monday, My dog Penny had 9 puppies! YAYY! they are chocolate/black labs. There are 5 chocolates, and 4 blacks ! :) I'm not quiiiteeee sure how many boys and girls so i will definitely get back to you about that one. But they are so cute and lovingg.
It's funy cuz when you scream, scream your lungs out, as loud as you can they don't move an inch, they can't hear you for the first like 3 weeks! so basically you look like a complete nut who is screaming at nothing and the mom just stares at you like you're psychotic. ANNDD they can't see till a certain age, so they're eyes are still closed so they struggle to crawl around not knowing where they're going. If they can't find they're brothers and sisters, they whine and whine and whine until they feeeeeling the warmth of their siblinggs. Right not they can fit in the palm of your hands, but you can't pick them up really because the mom gets very protective and when you put it back down she goes and lies down basically on them and curls around them. she is a new mommy so she gets very nervousss!
So this week i am giong to talk to you about the process and growth of my adorable babis :)
If you want to know what kind of dog breeed YOU'D be, take this quiz! :)
and write me a comment tell me what breed you were, I am a..
BORDER COLLIE! :)
here's the link:
http://www.quizmeme.com/dogbreed/quiz.php
Sunday, January 10, 2010
The Beginning
Helloo,
You know how people say everyday is the same? Well, I don't really believe that is true. Different things happen everyday, everyday ends with a different 'funny' story. That is what i'm going to do, i am going to tell you about what goes on everyday, the stories i am part of, the things that happen, even the stories people tell me, of course without naming names(to be nice).
I could be... 21, 33, 15, 12? who knows. I won't tell you. All I am going to tell you is that i am a girl. fun fun, soo much drama! It IS annoying because it's full of bullshit, lies and deceptoin but it is so funny you have to admit! Usually it's about stupid stuff that doesnt even MATTER but girls just run into the bathroom and cry. It comes with the experience of high school fine.. but like after a while, SHUT UP. I could be 15', 5'6, 6' you will never know ha!
anyways that is besides the point...
All I am going to is rant, rant, rant and RANT! Because there are people who piss me off, things i do, things i TRY to do, places i go, stupid things i hear people say, stupid things i see, stupid things my friends do, bitchy things my family does. everything, there is no limit to what i will write.
anyways,
I'm gone.
Byee !
You know how people say everyday is the same? Well, I don't really believe that is true. Different things happen everyday, everyday ends with a different 'funny' story. That is what i'm going to do, i am going to tell you about what goes on everyday, the stories i am part of, the things that happen, even the stories people tell me, of course without naming names(to be nice).
I could be... 21, 33, 15, 12? who knows. I won't tell you. All I am going to tell you is that i am a girl. fun fun, soo much drama! It IS annoying because it's full of bullshit, lies and deceptoin but it is so funny you have to admit! Usually it's about stupid stuff that doesnt even MATTER but girls just run into the bathroom and cry. It comes with the experience of high school fine.. but like after a while, SHUT UP. I could be 15', 5'6, 6' you will never know ha!
anyways that is besides the point...
All I am going to is rant, rant, rant and RANT! Because there are people who piss me off, things i do, things i TRY to do, places i go, stupid things i hear people say, stupid things i see, stupid things my friends do, bitchy things my family does. everything, there is no limit to what i will write.
anyways,
I'm gone.
Byee !
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